Will someone get the kid a beer, the remote,* a desire to watch football,** and some nachos?
*and a TV, I guess.
**or hockey or boxing. Also possibly baseball, though less so.
Friday, April 9, 2010
Chunky Monkey
M has begun to grow out of some of her 3-6 month clothes. This is a development which I find suspicious. What sort of child am I raising, anyway? Yesterday morning I wanted to stick some pants on her to take Leo to work, and most of her clothes were in the wash, so I put her in a pair of jeans, which she has apparently outgrown.
Will someone get the kid a beer, the remote,* a desire to watch football,** and some nachos?
*and a TV, I guess.
**or hockey or boxing. Also possibly baseball, though less so.
Will someone get the kid a beer, the remote,* a desire to watch football,** and some nachos?
*and a TV, I guess.
**or hockey or boxing. Also possibly baseball, though less so.
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As the future recipient of M's outgrown clothes, I support this development.
ReplyDeleteI think NASCAR would be a more appropriate viewing option in this situation than football or hockey.
ReplyDeleteJana, that is an excellent point. I completely forgot about NASCAR. Also wrestling.
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