One problem, of course, is that she isn't quite at the level of writing clear English prose. She usually makes a good (well, valiant) stab at it, but this weekend she decided to pack the whole thing in and take matters into her own hand.
She made up her own language.
I would be heralding this as evidence of her brilliance (and I'm sure she's very clever) but the slight hitch is that she can't translate this into English, so as a language no speakers, it's a bit of a dud. Still, it's a valiant effort, isn't it? I like that she's capable of writing some very long words in her imagination.