Margaret, the other day, got herself an enormous lump on her head.
By the next day, she had a minor black eye.
It was all very sad.
Ellie, meanwhile, looked VERY INNOCENT INDEED.
And said “who, me? What rolling pin? What are you talking about, you silly woman?”
But she broke down under interrogation.
And admitted, in a very Punch-esque manner, that she had beaten the baby with a rolling pin.
Really, Margaret fell down the stairs (see title) and is fine. But Ellie looks like she’s up to SOMETHING.