This is for you, Patrick.
For months, ever since she was born, certain uncles of Margaret’s have been agitating to get her on a horse. I take this to be an attempt to kill my precious baby, but I usually bow to pressure in these sorts of situations, so here you are.
Just to keep the record clear, I am a card-carrying* member of the Uncles Against Niece Killing Party.
ReplyDelete*By "card," I refer to a napkin on which I just scribbled "Uncles Against Niece Killing" with an orange crayon.