When your sister won't play with you, and your mother isn't doing it right because she doesn't feel like actually falling down with quite as much vigor as you would like, what's a girl to do?
Play with her bear, that's what. Because Pooh Bear doesn't complain about what he's asked to do. He just does it. Particularly if you hold his paws.
And then, because you can, you put Pooh on your head.