Sometimes, after a hard day of sleeping and eating, it is important to sleep with one’s arms in a triumphant position.
Sometimes it is also important to point out to one’s mommy that she is an ineffective swaddler.
Because it’s never too early to point out how people could improve their performance.
In my defense, these are small blankets, I’m trying to do the swaddling on the bed, and my waist still doesn’t bend as well as I would like because there is a recently-stitched baby-size hole in it. (And no, I don’t think that I’m being overly defensive about imagined slights).
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