Hard Night Out

This is what a baby looks like when she’s drying out from a milk-fueled bender.

This is what a baby looks like when she’s sleeping peacefully, relaxed after a nice snack.

So let that be a lesson to you all – if you want to avoid looking drunk, close your eyes all the way, and invest in a pacifier that coordinates with your blanket.  And get your hand all the way to your mouth, instead of just dangling it out there.