(An I Can Read Post)
Because I can read to two girls, and take pictures at the same time.
Not good pictures, mind you, but pictures.
It helps that it was Green Eggs and Ham, which I can read with my eyes shut.*
And Ellie was fascinated by the colorful pages whizzing past her nose, so she was definitely getting something out of it.
*Not to be confused with I Can Read With My Eyes Shut. Different thing entirely.