I think that Ellie is toying with me.
This morning, while Margaret and I were eating breakfast, Ellie was sitting in her bouncy chair beside me, so that I could give her a quick bounce if she was looking fractious.
And she kept smiling at me, but then when I got the camera pointed at her, she mostly stopped and looked quizzical. So I have lots of almost smiles and no real ones.
Because she’s trying to drive me nuts.*
And she knows that she’s doing it. See?
All right, who put her up to this? She’s clearly got an accomplice.
Maybe I need to get out a little more.
*I know, it’s not a drive, it’s a short putt. You know, I hope that I too can achieve the sort of immortality my grandparents managed. Because my maternal grandfather died years before I was born, but that doesn’t mean that his little pet phrases haven’t incorporated themselves into my psyche. And actually, I kind of love the one about broccoli or cauliflower, or whatever vegetable you want: “I hate cauliflower, and I’m glad I hate it, because if I liked it, I’d eat it, and I hate it.” See? Brilliant. As is “If we had some ham, we could have some ham and eggs, if we had some eggs.”
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