I’ve got a new plan – see if I can get Margaret signed up with some cosmetics company as a mascara model. Because honestly, you stick any mascara on these, and you can make extravagant claims about its efficacy. I mean, look at them.
I mean, really. It’s not like she even needs them at this point in her life.
Also, lest there be humorless people out there who think I’m serious, rest assured that I am not trying to get Margaret into kiddie modeling, eyelashes or no eyelashes. Of course, if someone were to offer me flipping great wadges of money for a picture of her eyelashes, I might be talked into it, if the wadges were great enough.* But we are in no sense pursuing such an option.
*And, of course, flipping enough.
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